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steel-and-glass:

“Hegel discerns an inadequacy in this classical reconciliation because the “spiritual idea” of Classical Art is not transcendent but anthropomorphic.”

…

That sounds about right.

“Now they had bread and cheese, and plenty of ale, and bacon to toast in the embers of the fire.”
Soooo I eat food?

“yes, she has told me about it,” okonkwo said between mouthfuls. 

uuhh ok then

“the graph shows guitar sales (in millions of dollars) for a chain of music stores for the period 1999-2005.”
Yep

“Many of the molecules in living cells are so large that they are known as macromolecules, while means “giant molecules”.

WHy

“Hang on,” blurted Harry. “What about my punishment?”

har har har

‘but then pooh and piglet came along, and of course pooh realised right away just what was happening. well, not right away….’

“Although John and Paul claimed in the early days to have written over 100 songs together between the summer of 1957 and the summer of 1962, Paul admits that the number was closer to 20.”

I don’t know but anything having to do with John and Paul I’m completely fine with 

“…or is might have been purchased from Near eastern traders roaming the Aegean Sea.”

….Okay.

“Heracles knew he couldn’t find his way to the Underworld on his own.”

UHHH

Mine: “For StarClan’s sake!” Dustpelt snapped, before Firestar could respond.

Bre’s:”You heard me!” Dovepaw halted and glared at her sister. “Have you been to the Dark Forest?”

DONT JUDGE ME FOR READING WARRIORS. I ONLY GOT BACK INTO IT BECAUSE WE FOUND A HOMESTUCK AND WARRIORS CROSSOVER FIC

“Kennerly laughed unhappily, and his eyes went on wanting the gunslinger stretched out dead at his feet.” Wat.

Kuro— “It was his hope that making the books available to the entire population of Landover would foster a greater interest in reading, something that had been sorely lacking.”
…So I have no sex life, I’m going to immerse myself in books. …Sounds about right xD.

“It wasn’t before I hit on the notion of jumping out of a window,” Leprat replied with a smile.

….Accurate? xD??